Nintendo Heads West
Published Friday, July 14, 2006 by Squid of Man | E-mail this post 
Ah, Nintendo.
You promise me a day where I can meet Mario for realz, get Animal Crossing shit for free and generally just revel in an orgy of fanboyism.
Then you tell me I have to cross the entire fucking city, braving the cultural wastelands of the western fringes, to get there.
Why?
Fuck you, Nintendo.
If I get shot, get my wallet stolen or my car gets "jacked", i'm blaming you, Reggie. I'll take your name and your ass, you putz.
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