Squid of Man

I don't get it.

A large gaming expo is announced, the first of it's kind in Australia. It's open for the public, has industry conferences, tons of demos and announcements and should be the best thing that's happened to Australian gamers ever.

Then they go and fuck it all up by staging it in Perth.

Who is going to go to Perth? Gamers aren't going to fly there to attend a conference. Kid's parents can't afford it. Students can't afford it. Adults just won't be arsed.

It's just such a waste. Australia gets a chance to show the industry that we have the support and passion to make an event like this really work, and...they go and hold it in the least accessible place possible for 95% of the population.

Gamers of Perth, congratulations. I'm sure you'll love it. Send us a postcard and tell us what it's like, because sadly you'll be the only ones there.