"I got your number...I steal your thunder...I got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm..."
Dig Dug. I'll let Jageris explain: "An innumerable amount of hellish, subterranean beasts are unleashed upon humanity. Soldiers trained specially in the arts of pumping and digging are sent to obliterate the foul monsters from beneath the soil, but alas; many of them perish and some turn evil themselves. It is up to an exceptionally brave, surviving soldier to stop the horror by means of over inflation."
Mario (Nice tits, Princess): "A Princess is captured by a being of utter iniquity known as “Dark Dragon”, but a brave, good hearted peasant decides to intervene. He is aided by a mighty, prehistoric beast in his quest, but even so, the odds are weighted heavily against them! Can this peculiar duo put an end to such a legendary evil?"

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