Squid of Man

Master Replica's "Studio Scale Replica" Milennium Falcon. This thing is so crazy the term "toy" just doesn't do it justice.

It's 32 inches long. If you can't envisage that, it means it's fucking enormous.

"The studio scale Millennium Falcon is an exact copy of the filming miniature. Constructed with an internal metal armature for structural integrity, with quality resin and ABS components with authentic surface details. The Falcon has illuminating headlights, cockpit, and engine effects. Comes complete with a custom museum quality display stand, stylised display plaque and certificate of authenticity."

Best of all? A limited edition variant is hand-signed by Harrison Ford.

See? It's not only the greatest "toy" ever made, it's quite possibly the greatest single thing mankind has ever produced. This surely is the pinnacle of all human endeavour.

Sadly, it comes at a price: $4500 for the "regular" edition (sans the mark of Solo) and a whopping $5500 for the limited edition.

It's not due for a while yet, so there's still time to commit heinous crimes and/or sell body organs to raise some cash....