Squid of Man

Normally, I hate the French. Their snooty ways disgust me.

But this goes some way towards redeeming them. It is, quite simply, the most adorable video game commercial I have ever seen. Slightly homo, yes, but it is French, so there's some leeway to give in that regard.

Pity it's all a bit of a lie, then. When's the last time you saw (heard?) a gentle, joyous Frenchman on Xbox Live?

That's what I thought.