Fuck You Michael Bay
Published Friday, July 14, 2006 by Squid of Man | E-mail this post 
This is Michael Bay.
Michael Bay is "directing" the new
Transformers movie.
This photo is not from the set of
Transformers.
How can you tell?
Because he's not wanking into a bucket of money cackling like a
fucking maniac, that's why.
Michael Bay, I have never met you, but I swear to God, for what you've done to Transformers you deserve to die a thousand deaths in the firey depths of hell.
Optimus Prime is not a black truck with flames. He does not listen to Country music and watch American Chopper. Nor does he watch Nascar or Wrestling. He is the fearless leader of the Autobots, and he is a giant red truck. He is not a fucking redneck hick.
I would have posted pics of this abomination for you to share in my pain, but Paramount have hunted them down across the vast expanse of the intrawebs like Nazi attack dogs, destroying all who would dare expose to the world the hatchet-job they are performing on this once-beloved franchise.
Rest safely tonight in the knowledge you have not seen the picture.
Edit: OK, so the actual picture was taken down and the intraweb has been scrubbed clean, but here's a pic of a real Peterbilt truck that's pretty damn close to the mark:
ungh.
this is going to be difficult for you buddy. channel the rage into creativity...draw pictures of michael bay being killed...post them here....
Pictures will....stem the bleeding, but they won't stop the pain.
But, yes. Pictures. Here.