Squid of Man

It may have taken two years, but the DS has finally come of age. No more shitty ports or bullshit "touching" games: it's time for a good ol' fashoned schoolgirl rape-em-up.

Better still, it looks like if you pre-order from Play-Asia you get a strictly limited-edition minge-fingering stylus, too!

The game's called Doki Doki Majo Saiban, and is made by SNK! Which means if we're lucky it'll have Mai Shiranui as an unlockable victim! YES!